I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think a kid would responsible me up
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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