party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do vagina's smell?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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