turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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