Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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