Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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