Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
