I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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