we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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