i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It's Friday. Sex?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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