On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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