So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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