it wasn't lemon gatorade
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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