is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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