My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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