do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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