I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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