gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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