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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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