DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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