Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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