yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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