Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He? As in you personified your dick?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
i out mim tonsoeep
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