turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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