You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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