So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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