do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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