Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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