so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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