i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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