using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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