I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It's never too late to be topless.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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