So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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