sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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