This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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