Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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