i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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