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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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