was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Randomize
