The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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