Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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