Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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