yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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