My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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