I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The ass gains better be worth it
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