too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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