im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He shit in the fireplace
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