It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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