Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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