Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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