Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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